*wanks on his shit*
hello
( CaptainWilhelm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

What do you do with the shit after you've wanked on it?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

I love this:
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/8099735.stm
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

That's tough luck right there.
Bit of a stretch of the word "shocking" though.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

good question
..
( CaptainWilhelm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

flush it?
or take a picture?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

well..
i freeze it using nitrogen then dispose of it through the medium of jazz
not quite sure how that works
( CaptainWilhelm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

hello

( well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

alright captainwilhelm

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

yes
yes, yes i am
( CaptainWilhelm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

haha i know who you are

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

really?
do tell, i dont have a fucking clue
( CaptainWilhelm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

thats my tag

( turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

really?
sorry, i didnt have a fucking cl- wait, sorry
( CaptainWilhelm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

i ent outing you

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Right, off to the shops for me.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

hello

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

I'd like Mykey to tell us all who this is.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

30 seconds till someone calls you Syncubus.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Or Bou. Or Friz. Or Wormulus.

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Hi there.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

hello shit for brains
welcome to talk
( moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

hello mr declan
thing with the talk board is i find i've usually said everything in the title..
( CaptainWilhelm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

you'll get used to it.
People will suggest you're a number of past users such as :
Bou - a spinster old mentally ill woman
Syncubus - a 40 year old man who wet the bed
etc

haha
( moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

The return of...
*duh duh duh*

THE PINK SOCK!

*Some kind of musical/dramatic animal*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Waaaaaaaaaaaait a minute....

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Does that involve using his shit as a wanking aid such as freezing it and using it like an anal dildo
or do you just mean that you intend to ejaculate onto another person's poo?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

both
mostly i intend to jizz on ones feces
( CaptainWilhelm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

ah bollocks
I cant remember if I am being nice to new people or nasty this week.

so cunt off you adorable bastard.

there

that should do.
( TBL I posted this on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

Do/did you work in fasset's office building?

( CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)