that sure is some maff'sing right there

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

I was never brilliant at maths.
It doesn't really matter since calculators were invented but I just thought everyone would like to know because I'm just going to post things tonight.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

three quarters of three sixteenths is nine sixty-fourths
multiplying fractions gets me so much sex, chicks dig that a lot
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

I sometimes like to go up to primary school children and recite the alphabet backwards and then go to the park with them and stuff.
Probably shouldn't have said that but I'm totally in the mood for posting tonight so anything goes.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

don't use the slide, I totally got wankered and had a piss down it

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)