Oh we've all been there Gilgamesh.
I remember this one time when I got sooo far into posting things this one night that I didn't even notice all the shit slowly seeping through my jeans and into the chair. When I finally realised what had happened, you know what? It didn't even bother me and I just carried on posting things on that night and it took all my worries away. It didn't take the shit away and I had to get a new chair though but it was one of the best moments of my life and I'm trying to recreate it by posting more things tonight. I hope you'll all join me in posting things tonight.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Brill.
Just brill, keep on posting/shitting.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I'm slightly concerned I may become incontinent of faeces if the excitement keeps up, perhaps I could get some immodium delivered so I can sit here posting a little while longer

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

If you take your trousers and pants off,
and cut a hole in the chair, there's no need to ever leave your seat.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Well it was after that night of posting things that night
That I invested in a flask to keep my faecal matter in. In the winter it also doubles as a hand warmer. Not that I need a hand warmer if I carry on posting things tonight. The smoke is coming off my keyboard I'm posting so fast. Haha, no it isn't really I was just having a little joke because of how much fun I'm having. I need to let some of it out because I'm brimming with funness while posting things tonight.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

You should be proud of your 'ugly' post Gilgamesh.
It's spawned so many posts tonight. You've spread the fun around tonight and I hope you and everyone else will carry on posting things tonight.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

I'm bored of posting things tonight.
Fuck posting.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

I might have a cup of tea now

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)