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I'm listening to a big black woman sing on a crackly record
she's said 'lawdy' THREE times already.

What's YOUR favourite brand of mineral water?

I like Evian and San Pellegrino but you know what? I think Volvic tastes a little soapy.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
I like the word "gunt" today

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
Gunt. G - u - n - t.
Pickle Fairy used a sponge on a stick dipped in vinegar to clean her gunt.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
haha, man she is fat and ugl

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
You ain't got no alibi

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
She ain't got no alib

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
i

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
ROFLpiss.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
You Gee El Why, She Ain't Got No Alibi
Do you remember that song? I vaguely remember it. I can't really remember what year it came out in. Can you remember what year it came out in? Am I asking too many questions? I don't care because I'm enjoying my life and posting things tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
I had a can of Dr Pepper earlier, it's nicer than Coke but now I need to wee quite urgently but I'm enjoying posting too much and I don't want to get up, I might just keep posting until I wet my pants

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
Oh we've all been there Gilgamesh.
I remember this one time when I got sooo far into posting things this one night that I didn't even notice all the shit slowly seeping through my jeans and into the chair. When I finally realised what had happened, you know what? It didn't even bother me and I just carried on posting things on that night and it took all my worries away. It didn't take the shit away and I had to get a new chair though but it was one of the best moments of my life and I'm trying to recreate it by posting more things tonight. I hope you'll all join me in posting things tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
Brill.
Just brill, keep on posting/shitting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
I'm slightly concerned I may become incontinent of faeces if the excitement keeps up, perhaps I could get some immodium delivered so I can sit here posting a little while longer

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
If you take your trousers and pants off,
and cut a hole in the chair, there's no need to ever leave your seat.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Well it was after that night of posting things that night
That I invested in a flask to keep my faecal matter in. In the winter it also doubles as a hand warmer. Not that I need a hand warmer if I carry on posting things tonight. The smoke is coming off my keyboard I'm posting so fast. Haha, no it isn't really I was just having a little joke because of how much fun I'm having. I need to let some of it out because I'm brimming with funness while posting things tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
You should be proud of your 'ugly' post Gilgamesh.
It's spawned so many posts tonight. You've spread the fun around tonight and I hope you and everyone else will carry on posting things tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
I'm bored of posting things tonight.
Fuck posting.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
I might have a cup of tea now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
Daphne and Celeste

(Halfy By light alone, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
didn't they get bottles of piss thrown at them at some festival?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
you know damn well they did you massive fraud
you absolutely love NME and you cackled in glee as you read the report of that year's Reading festival as you wanked yourself blind over the thought of two nubile pop bints doused in freshly-bottled man-poison.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
I know some girl group got piss-bottled
I just didn't make a mental note of which particular flash in the pan nine-day wonder "act" it was

any photos of them dripping with fresh urine? just for research y'know?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Gee! This sure is exciting

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
it's gone to shit since Wormulus flounced

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
I miss Sebastien Winnert and his faecal adhesive name.
Someone get him back here so we can poke fun at him and stuff or maybe I could just post more things tonight in response to anything he has to say because that would surely be fun as well, not that this isn't already so much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
I'm more of a Hildon person because it makes me feel classier.
I think bottled water is the zenith of marketing. One step beyond this must surely be selling poo. Just posting things though really.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
you can get Tesco Value bottled water,
now this is surely the zenith of marketing.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
I wonder what they took out of it to make it of value.
It really is an intriguing thought isn't it? If I was going to sell tap-water I'd probably sell it a pence cheaper than anyone else and still make a profit and stuff. That's the dream isn't it? Totally posting more things like this tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
They dilute it to make it go further.
It's a swizz.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
The Coca Cola company got busted once for doing that, I remember.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
Maggie's shop opposite our school got busted for it too.
You don't care about this but it reminded me of an event in my life and I posted it tonight on account of me wanting to post loads of things tonight to make myself happy. I feel so happy.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
MIneral water is just diluted fish piss.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
Sparkling = fizzy fish piss

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
Wow I got two replies here from posting things tonight.
I'm glad my post was of interest enough to provoke two other users into posting. Maybe you'll both join me tonight by posting things tonight? It's going to be a lot of fun, I guarantee it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
Adverts in cinemas transcend it
The film is advertised for 7pm. It actually starts at 7:15. You paid for it to start, as advertised, at 7pm, but you sit through 15minutes of adverts. You paid to watch adverts. You actually fucking paid to be shown advertising. That's GENIUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
I just get whatever's there,
I never imagined there was much difference between them. I don't usually buy mineral water anyway, there's nothing wrong with tap water.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
Actually, I'm going to say Highland Spring,
because it's Scottish and that makes it better by default.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
replying to a girl, right here.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
*flashes ankle*

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
DING DING DING DING DING DING!
*monocle pops out*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6224771
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
oh dear....
/gay
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
I imagine you have to move the ankle rolls to show a man those.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
Please will you bring your cut throat shaving stuff to the CHB bash
and give me a wet shave, please.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
Of course
The big one on the 15th? Sure, should be a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
Brill :D
And if you do a good job shaving my balls, I'll let you shave my face too :)
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
I tend to get the one which is given away free with a newspaper.

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
Lanjaron

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
I only drink bottled water when I'm outside and REALLY THIRSTY
I don't mind what brand, Volvic comes in an aesthetically pleasing bottle, so I quite like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
I once got a few cases of Hadrian Clear water.
It wasn't bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
I once got some water from Home Bargains
It was disgusting, tasted like sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
19p though, 750ml too.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
Fab!
That's nearly 40ml per penny.

:O
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
strongbow

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
Genuine lol

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
I like water from my tap.
It's pretty soft round here, but I hear that drinking hard water may be one of a few secrets to leading a long life, but then the dishwasher wouldn't last as long, better get some calgon, natter natter natter blah blah blah.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
just crumble some chalk in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
So you live longer
and have to buy even more dishwashers? Sounds like The Man is scamming you.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
It's another one to add to the conspiracy list.
Would this be the same "The Man" that puts just the smallest amount of oxygen in lightbulbs to ensure that they don't last forever?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
I don't buy bottled water. Waste of money.
I used to get Buxton water from the spring though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
This^
and it's super shit for the environment and half the lovely stuff they say on the bottle about it being natural is bollocks.

One water is acceptable though.
www.onedifference.org/
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Oh lawdy troubles so hard
oh lawdy troubles so hard
don't nobody know my troubles but god
don't nobody know my troubles but god

You're listening to Natural Blues by Moby AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
Empty Bed Blues by Bessie Smith AITBMFP

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
Oooh Lawdy, trouble so hard
oooh lawdy, trouble so hard
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
coca-cola

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
whichever one has a nice sturdy reusable bottle

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
I don't tend to drink it.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)