So you live longer
and have to buy even more dishwashers? Sounds like The Man is scamming you.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

It's another one to add to the conspiracy list.
Would this be the same "The Man" that puts just the smallest amount of oxygen in lightbulbs to ensure that they don't last forever?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)