you know damn well they did you massive fraud
you absolutely love NME and you cackled in glee as you read the report of that year's Reading festival as you wanked yourself blind over the thought of two nubile pop bints doused in freshly-bottled man-poison.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I know some girl group got piss-bottled
I just didn't make a mental note of which particular flash in the pan nine-day wonder "act" it was

any photos of them dripping with fresh urine? just for research y'know?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)