It's a good job you were on the toilet when you almost shat yourself then, eh?!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Well, like any normal person I piss into the toilet standing up, and
shit into the bath. I then use a potato masher to force the lumps down the plug hole.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I assumed you were either a girl or a poof, as you are in Paris.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)