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so I just had a piss and flushed the khazi and I was expecting blue water to flush because I always use a blue cistern block but it came out clear and I figure the cistern block must have dissolved away
have you ever just had a piss and flushed the khazi and expected blue water to flush because you always use a blue cistern block but it came out clear and you figured the cistern block must have dissolved away?

alt: favourite air freshener?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
I use airwick freshmatic
I have one in the loo and one in my bedroom so they're always smelling nice.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Your bedroom smells like a toilet.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
Don't they smell more chemical than fresh roses or whatever?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
I'm a big fan of the scented candle.
I put it on before I get FUCKING BUMMED.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
I once flushed and a load of blood flushed out.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
No, but I did once eat loads of reduced price beetroot from Safeways and almost shat myself when thought I had started
pissing blood the following morning.

Does this count? I know blue and red aren't the same colour, but I'm hoping it counts as at least "related" if not "relevant".
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
Did you piss red?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
Yes.
I've since discovered some Ragu sauces do the same thing to me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
sorry, lost interest now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
It's a good job you were on the toilet when you almost shat yourself then, eh?!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
Well, like any normal person I piss into the toilet standing up, and
shit into the bath. I then use a potato masher to force the lumps down the plug hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
I assumed you were either a girl or a poof, as you are in Paris.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
I've not done that. Sorry.
I might do it one day and it will remind me of you, which will be nice.

I'm a Febreeze man, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
I wonder if they'd get rid of b.o?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
Linen Fresh by Airwick.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)