Good morning, Grandad
How's the glittering jewel of the Midlands this morning?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)

Not bad at all. Having to work from home because I've got a chap from British Gas coming
round to fix my broken boiler so I can have hot water again. This is as exciting as it gets.
( FoldsFive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

Ooh *visit fives*
There's some dude coming to inspect the current digs for some kind of energy efficiency certification this morning. Turns out they need this sort of thing these days. If I tell him it takes forty quid a week to heat this place in winter I might save him a bit of time and effort.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)