Yes I am in Gibraltar
But I won't be in Gibraltar long. If you want to come to Gibraltar to have sex with the girls in Gibraltar, you can come and stay at mine so we can go on /talk all day.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

A kind offer from Gibraltar, but declined in Skipton.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

I've been to skipton
you have a pub with the same name as the one in emmerdale

and fields. lots and lots of fields.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

The Commercial?
There's no Woolpack, but the original boozer that they used in Esholt was really called the Commercial.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

oops
it was during a drive around. It was in Yeadon.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

I read that as, "LOOK AT ME! I'M IN SKIPTON."
Bloody show-off.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

What a shit I am
I mean, really.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)