Never go boozing in Otley
A town famous for being the fightingest town in the country. More arrests for violent disorder per capita than any other. True fact.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

That does surprise me.
I'd have thought that towns with large military bases or docks would be the worst.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

I seem to recall it being the lead story in the T&A many years ago

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)