JMG, only you can help myself and DG with a mystery.
Who's David Jon Hemming?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

He isn't Handsome Gav. So we can initially rule him out.
But what can't be ruled out is this man being my mother whom I live with.
This is for the internet to decide.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Is your mother called David?
I always had the feeling she was more of a Keith.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)