How about a Worf, Riker and Data tri-wank
Picard is filming it, shouting as his soft cock "MAKE IT GROW!"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

I'd make it grow.
Hell, if he let me, I'd make it glow.

You don't say no to captains.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)