the new star trek
is it any good? i might fall asleep on the sofa watching it now.

also if you could have one night with a sci-fi character who would it be.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

its alright
oh and seven of nine.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

storm from x-men
edit: no wait the famke jansen one
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

Gilgamesh. I don't know.
COME ON FATTIES!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

I would spend it with Luke Vaderwalker and ask him to say "I'M A DOCTOR JIM NOT A BRICKLAYER!"

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Deforest Kelly was considerably more sexy than Shatner.
That was the major flaw in the original star trek franchise.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Deforest is a funny name.

( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

not for greenies its not

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

i bet it is.
Forest is a normaller name than Deforest.
( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

Scotty should have been the captain

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

The Enterprise would have crashed and burned.
We know only too well what happens when the Scots are in charge.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

They missed out a whole load of Deforestation jokes
probably involving space-age rohypnol. And Uhura.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

Yes I liked it a lot.
T'pol from enterprise,
or pretty much any of the BSG hotties.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

omfg
nswf
www.ugo.com/movies/top-50-hottest-sci-fi-girls/images/entries/tpol.jpg

niiiiiiiice

which series is this??
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

enterprise

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

Dr Beverley Crusher, Lieutenant Commander Data or the Predator (mask ON only)

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Now that'd be some niche pron.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

i think the one with dark hair is better

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

Deanna?
Mr Wow says that, but I love my Beverley.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Worf? ewww

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

He obviously means Riker.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

How about a Worf, Riker and Data tri-wank
Picard is filming it, shouting as his soft cock "MAKE IT GROW!"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

I'd make it grow.
Hell, if he let me, I'd make it glow.

You don't say no to captains.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

riker?
weirdo
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

the predator?
with those nails?

do you have internal armour?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

I don't imagine surviving, but what a ride.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

hand meat puppet a gogo

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Don't care, love him.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

if you want to see what it is like to see someone being fucked by someone invisible
watch `the entity`
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

Or Hollow Man

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

invisible nipple groping
and raping
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Oooh no, I wouldn't like that
You'd not see their orgasm face, which is brilliant fun.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

yes
Yes it is

edit:

oh, and yes please to the BSG girlies.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

I'd like to be the sci-fi character who had nothing to do with sci-fi
no wait, misread the question.

I'd definitely sleep with any of the x-men women. The leather look works for me.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

God?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

+ot
*waits*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

I thought it was dire.
Does Watchmen count as Sci-Fi? If so, Silk Spectre II
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

This.
and I don't know many other sci-fi characters.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

I can't think of any other attractive (to me) sci-fi characters.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

The Borg Queen.
She was hot.
( Bats, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

but flaky
she kept losing her head
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman
For sure.
( SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

Does that count as scifi?
Really?
( Bats, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

If people can get away with Xmen as Scifi, then I'm calling Batman
I would say it is Scifi, but it exists only *slightly* in the future.
( SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

Marvin the Martian
I bet he gives great head.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

Bugs Bunny as a girl.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Did someone say,
Star Trek?

I finished this yesterday!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

this was fucking awesome!
:D

WHAT THE FUUUUCK!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

Ta!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)