I would never dirty my home with a Linux PC.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

neither would I
I suggest you knock nails through the drive platters before you throw them away though, stops the police recovering your stash of child pornography
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)