only if your wife can't get it better somewhere else.

( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

If she can't get it better, either her fanny's healed over or she's dead.
I'm shit at sex.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

I'm happy to act as a friendly placeholder
you can have her back when you feel up to it. Because we are Internet Friends.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

YOU are a Good Person.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

HOORAY FOR FLAPS.

( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

I can take or leave them.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

APPARENTLY SO

( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

pfft

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)