You can get a SAGA-discount
on incontinence pants.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:11, archived)

I've been in work 4 minutes
and am already chortling (if that's not a word, it is now)!

And I get my broadband fitted today, 1mb of lovely fat bandwidth with no one but me to use it for £9.99 a month. Bliss :D
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)