You know,
a quick lightning flash might be just the right amount of cooking a cow needs.

*grabs knife and fork*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

Ladies and Gentlemen
Grab your forks, knives and serviettes, and let us alight to the land of the scots for a slap up meal of singed cow!
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)