I told mine about my rape lust and impotence.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

and you got a promotion?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

It's an imaginary story so you can imagine it ending in any way you want it to.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

promotion job at Mothercare
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

as long as you're impotent, it's ok.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

That's what he said too.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

actually, it was me you said it to.
that's how i know.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

In that case,
I can only apologise again for trying to rape you.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

I barely noticed.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)