You've got to learn the JMG rule.
1. You shouldn't really try to a new thread after JMG.
2. If you're ever backed in to an online corner during a debate with JMG. Make something up.
3. JMG is always bald.
3. JMG Repeats himself.
3. JMG is ALWAYS bald.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

i heard he is going grey as well

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

I think that was a result of somebody thinking Just for Men was for balding.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

JMG is so dole that when he queues up to buy a pasty every unemployed in Newcastles joins in behind him.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)