Even if he could get it up, it would still be firing blanks.
Tough times :(
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

I bet though, that he'd get really well levelled up on WoW.
To compenesate.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)