You can't if they've blocked it for non-payment.
You silly arse.

edit: I use 1&1. They're fucking awesome.

If you decide to use them, help me out by going via www.xenonet.co.uk
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

yes i am a silly arse
bugger.. they weren't my sites so i kind of forgot about them
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

you can sometimes pay them a metric shitload of cash and beg them to restore from backups
but you're such a cripple you've probably left it too late to do that and they've wanked over the backup tapes then smashed them up with lump hammers and burnt the pieces

seriously, that's how much of a cripplecock you are
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

yes gilgy i am
good spot.. now have a cup of coffee so you can make seven hundred hours
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

coffee is for WANKERS

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

everyone wanks
even the married
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

their IIS package is shit and expensive, fuck 'em right in the fucking ear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

Which one? There are fuckloads.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

the one I looked at
that one

fucking SHIT it was
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

pfft.
They start at £40/month IIRC. Linux is cheaper by £10/month though.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

I just checked their virtual server package, it's utter horsewank
40 gigs of hard disk space? fuck off. no SQL Server, just mySQL? fuck right off.

and the "free software bundle worth £500" is Adobe Photoshop Elements and IE7, the wankers
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

You're angry tonight.
Have you eaten?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

eating is for WANKERS

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

i'm just looking for simple space
no sql php or backend fuckery
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

These ones are my current favs
hostpapa.co.uk/
( broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Oh well, how about the beginner package then?
1and1.co.uk/xml/init/?k_id=13972579

It's half price atm, for 6 months - £1.99/month
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

'kin hell!
and you rate them?

well if it helps gaz me the necessary shit/codes etc
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

Yeah, they're ace.
You can always upgrade the package online later too if you need to.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

I've got an old site with them
I had a couple of financial queries which they were right awkward cunts about resolving.
( broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

Red Fox hosting are the fucking TITS for IIS hosting
no idea open that open-source Linux hippy nonsense that the child molesters use, no interest in that shit myself
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)