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i had a dreamhost acoount that is now in arrears (i thiought it was automatic but some new rules changed that)
anyway it's for friends so how can i gain access to the shit without paying them 120 dollars?
qa: if you host for others or even yourself.. who do you use?
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
You can't if they've blocked it for non-payment.
You silly arse.

edit: I use 1&1. They're fucking awesome.

If you decide to use them, help me out by going via www.xenonet.co.uk
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)
yes i am a silly arse
bugger.. they weren't my sites so i kind of forgot about them
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
you can sometimes pay them a metric shitload of cash and beg them to restore from backups
but you're such a cripple you've probably left it too late to do that and they've wanked over the backup tapes then smashed them up with lump hammers and burnt the pieces

seriously, that's how much of a cripplecock you are
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
yes gilgy i am
good spot.. now have a cup of coffee so you can make seven hundred hours
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
coffee is for WANKERS

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
everyone wanks
even the married
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
their IIS package is shit and expensive, fuck 'em right in the fucking ear

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
Which one? There are fuckloads.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
the one I looked at
that one

fucking SHIT it was
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
pfft.
They start at £40/month IIRC. Linux is cheaper by £10/month though.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
I just checked their virtual server package, it's utter horsewank
40 gigs of hard disk space? fuck off. no SQL Server, just mySQL? fuck right off.

and the "free software bundle worth £500" is Adobe Photoshop Elements and IE7, the wankers
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
You're angry tonight.
Have you eaten?
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
eating is for WANKERS

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
i'm just looking for simple space
no sql php or backend fuckery
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
These ones are my current favs
hostpapa.co.uk/
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
Oh well, how about the beginner package then?
1and1.co.uk/xml/init/?k_id=13972579

It's half price atm, for 6 months - £1.99/month
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
'kin hell!
and you rate them?

well if it helps gaz me the necessary shit/codes etc
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
Yeah, they're ace.
You can always upgrade the package online later too if you need to.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
I've got an old site with them
I had a couple of financial queries which they were right awkward cunts about resolving.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
Red Fox hosting are the fucking TITS for IIS hosting
no idea open that open-source Linux hippy nonsense that the child molesters use, no interest in that shit myself
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
Those are most definately words.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
well acoount isn't
i think this cunt is racist
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)
Only if you horribly misspell 'coon'

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
my favourite type of cheese

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)
I fucking love cheese.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
That's done it.
Time for an early morning snack run!
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
you may have away to go to get the best
blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/hsirhan/2006/12/20/coon.jpg
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
Oh man.
NO MORE DELAYS! I WILL RETURN WITH CHEEEEEESE.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
Derrrr

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
go to the ceo's house and beat him up
then pull out a magic broom and fly away
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)
You always make everything better.
God bless you.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
i try my hardest and that's what counts

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
You're like a less enigmatic glued eel.
With added cool.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
i'm not even half as good as glued eel
no one is
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
You are being modest.
While glued eel seems to have disappeared, you are a sterling replacement.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
i bet he's just hiding in his airing cupboard or something

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
Was recommended www.4uhosting.co.uk
Had absolutely no problems
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
can you have multi sites running off the same account?

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
You can add on domains
but costs a bit more I think

www.4uhosting.co.uk/included.php
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
cheers

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
dreamhost accounts are for WANKERS

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)
haha, yeah, what kind of ginger twat would use them?
They'd probably run some shitty little forum from it. Cunts.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
UH-HOSTING, which I know have had bad reps, but I find them very good.
and UKReg.

Both are based around Fasthosts.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
FastHosts = 1&1 = United Internet
www.unitedinternet.de/

Any of the UI partners will be good.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
DAS INTERNETTEN UND DAS PORNO MIT DE GIGANTICAN BOOBENS!

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)