go to the ceo's house and beat him up
then pull out a magic broom and fly away
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

You always make everything better.
God bless you.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

i try my hardest and that's what counts

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

You're like a less enigmatic glued eel.
With added cool.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

i'm not even half as good as glued eel
no one is
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

You are being modest.
While glued eel seems to have disappeared, you are a sterling replacement.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

i bet he's just hiding in his airing cupboard or something

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)