This first line would be my recommendation for life.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

I try to live by it
but then I lose my iphone down the back of the sofa and have a little cry.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)