He's what my nan would call
a bonny wee lad.

I'm still a bonny wee lass, and I'm about half a foot taller than her.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

She only calls me that because I always wee in my bonnet

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)