My missus used to go to salsa lessons with her mate
Run by a fella called Mexican Bob. Some gypo from Keighley with and unconvincing 'tache and a permatanned wife called Yvonne.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

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( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

Just lke that
But about a foot shorter
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)