They should make three new channels, fuck the rest. One is Nature and Michael Palin Documentaries
Two is Top Gear Live.
Three is decent sports and a slide show of Katey Perry & Lilly Allen in sexually compromising situations.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

I like your thinking
as long as neither of the girls sing.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

*sounds the faux lesbo alarm*
*balloons drop from ceiling*

*adds name to list*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

I bet that list is stained with sweat and ketchup

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

You can lick it if you like.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I'm honestly not joking when I saw my stomach just turned a bit when reading that.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

and stale spunk.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

indeed. They should just be bending over a lot, showing off their nice, big bottoms.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

They have big bottoms?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)