What about faecal matter?
'Bellys in delhi belly'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

OK
But then surely before they had the "B3tan Girls Shit-tub Fight" you'd ahve to have a "B3tan Boys Curry Night"...
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)