I has an idea
An idea for a new show, possibly to be broadcast on BBC3 or one of the more redundant ITV channels:

HOBOS IN SLO-MO

The antics of our favourite street friends, broadcast in slo-mo.

I actually know quite a few friendly homeless guys and a gal, they might even be up for it.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

err

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

now if that was HOMOS IN SLOMO
there might actually be market for it
( rob, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

freeze-frame felching.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

SLOMOHOMOMINCEUPMARATHON
the BBC love a Sunday omnibus
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

SOHO HOMOS AND HOBOS WITH SUBO IN SLOWMO
eugh
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

*leans back in chair*
*puts on flaming hat at rakish angle*

*waits*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Alright darlin'?
How's tricks?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

hello petal.
Not too bad. on holiday at the end of the week. I appear to have accidentally pissed all this months money up the wall, though. careless.

how's things?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

Noice.
Where are you off to? I'm proper broke this month. Stupid people having birthdays this month. I've got two more before the end of the month and they're 30ths as well so we've got to be all fancy and lah di dah.

I'm alright, discovered this week that another one of my coven of girlfriends is pregnant. That's two out of six. I'm feeling ever so slightly jealous and broody as hell. But I expect that'll pass soon.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

That WALES.
for some walking and watersportsery and drinking and eating and that.

then ThatLONDON for fun and drinking and Blur in Hyde Park and a cricket tournament.

two out of six? is it the same bloke doing them all?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

Lovely.
Don't fuck too many sheep. Blur in Hyde park I'm slightly jealous of, though I've seen them three times before and two of those were by accident.

He he. I hope not. I don't think so...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

I haven't seen them since Mile End in '96
And I think I was the oldest person at that gig.

ohgodI'msofuckingold
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

just buy a baby doll and kick it round the house til its head comes off,
always does the trick for me. The ones that cry and wet themselves are best.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

You're a genuinely strange person.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

Baby P dolls.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

they could save lives

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

Monkey tennis?
/ac
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

monkey water skiing as well

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

skiingboarding
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

*sigh*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

Not only would it be boring, it'd be shit.
Slow-mo parkinsons sufferers trying to do the egg and spoon race, I'd watch that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

Benny Hill Style Speed Up Parkinsons is where it's at.
In fact, I'm off to find some Parkinsons youtube vids and Bennyhillafy it.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

Aw man
raspberry jam is the best and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

What about homemade jam? Surely that should have it's own category.
If so, then I vote for my grannie's damson jam.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

I've never had homemade jam.
My grannies lived in Ireland and weren't that way inclined. And I'm not a member of the WI.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

As far as I know
you get a big dixie, fill it with fruit, sugar and water, and cook until it's jam.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

now what on earth did you delete the burning hat comment for, eh?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

I post too much, I'm trying to sort myself out.
YOUR HAT'S ON FIRE.

There, that's essentially it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

*smoulders*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

Hot stuff, that's for sure.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

plum jam?
thats quite nice
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

Strawberry.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

BORING

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

Chilli jam is best.
*puts up dukes*
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

BRING IT ON

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

fight!
*crowd of school kids forms circle around you two*
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

I like a nice ham jam

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

I like wham bam thankyou jam.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

Mmmm yes.
I'd take lemon curd over raspberry jam any day though.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

onion marmalade ftw.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

Should I try and use that as a marinade for chicken legs before ovening?
I've become the proud owner of about a million.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

give it a go,
let us know how it turns out.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

Probably shockingly bad.
I'll do half in reggae reggae so I know at least those will be edible.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

Yes
And brush on extra a few times while cooking
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

lemon curd tarts
for the win
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

fuck I love lemon curd

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

I like Bramble Jelly Jam

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Wow DG, you so edgy and cool.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

fuck off manderspaz

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

I love you.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

;)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

Bramble?
I saw that in Asda yesterday, decided to ignore it and have the jam I knew and loved instead. Am I missing out now? I never thought of it that way.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

live a little,
have some different jam.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

Maybe I should/
Would it be considered bad form if I ran back to Asda to exchange Blackcurrant for this edgy new 'Bramble' variety the kids are on about?
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

are you that hard up you can't afford both?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

whoa there, i'm not getting involved in this thread, i might cause offence, no offence, fuck off

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

I look forward to seeing the hobos in slomo promo

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

they will be screening it in soho

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

Ohno!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

All the b3tan girls fighting in a jelly filled pool
It can be called 'bellys in jelly'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

the jelly will be eaten in seconds, use something they won't consume

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

How about shaving foam?
I wouldn't eat that.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

What about faecal matter?
'Bellys in delhi belly'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

OK
But then surely before they had the "B3tan Girls Shit-tub Fight" you'd ahve to have a "B3tan Boys Curry Night"...
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

sheep farmers in the same pool?
"wellys in jelly"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

Or:
"Wellies with Bellies in Jelly and Delhi Belly"
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

Hosted by Matthew Kelly

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

Matthew Kelly?
Wow...where is he now?

Apart from awaiting his agent's call for the aforementioned program obviously.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)