Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
Frankly, I'm baffled by the assumptions inherent in the question.

www.mingthemerciless.com/supermu.html
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Heh, I'd forgotten that site
www.mingthemerciless.com/jenga.html
( broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)