Gosh.
That's jolly hurtful, you bastard.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

Fine,
it would have been better if you were stillborn.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

Only joking, that's far too hurtful.
I like you actually Baldmonkey. You've improved the quality of my life.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

I'm better than everybody on here.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

You've not improved the quality of my life JMG.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

Yes I have. Stop moaning.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

What have you done that's improved my life, JMG?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Shown up. Allowed you access to JMG banter.
From an incredibly safe distance, I add.
Well done, me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

I'm glad you are alive.
If you weren't I wouldn't have the hope of you dying of cancer.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

Awww.
Shall we hug this out?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

I want you.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)