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Look. I'm sorry. But I've done it now so I might as well link to it.
baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/
Episode 16. We tried to change it about a bit and make it better. We failed. We've pretty much decided to do one more in a fortnight and call it day.
I don't feel too bad; at least we tried to do something. You never know until you try. We know.

After that we'll probably start on a youtube channel. That'll be shit too

I'm sorry.
But not as sorry as I am attention seeking.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
You should have stopped 1 second after you came out of your mum's womb.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
Gosh.
That's jolly hurtful, you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
Fine,
it would have been better if you were stillborn.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
Only joking, that's far too hurtful.
I like you actually Baldmonkey. You've improved the quality of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
I'm better than everybody on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
You've not improved the quality of my life JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
Yes I have. Stop moaning.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
What have you done that's improved my life, JMG?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
Shown up. Allowed you access to JMG banter.
From an incredibly safe distance, I add.
Well done, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
I'm glad you are alive.
If you weren't I wouldn't have the hope of you dying of cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
Awww.
Shall we hug this out?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
I want you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
I don't think they are that bad.
Better than what most of these uneventful spastics do.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
I really really really want this bag.
www.itsgorgeous.co.uk/magento/bags/weekend-overnight-bags/paper-plane-overnight-bag.html
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
I really really want america to burst into flames.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
Death to the west!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
But I like Cornwall.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
fuck
that
shit.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
That's lovely.
I'm proper falling asleep at my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
We need something to make you laugh
*gets undressed*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
Don't be silly :)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
Oh right, sorry
You are already feeling unwell ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
Looks like a veiny meat bag with an envelope sellotaped to it..

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
You should be sorry

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
Why bother doing another one if it's that bad?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
Maybe he enjoys doing it?
I'm making an EP at the moment with a few friends. We know it's pretty bad, but we're having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
If he enjoys it then he should carry on past one more

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
Perhaps he wants to try something else.
Christ, I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
Why do anything?
Why breathe?
Why watch television?
Why read books?
Why do Friz?
Why be so shit all the fucking time?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
That was a daft thing to say

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
I'd totally finger your foetid snatch.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
I'd probably do that Brookers once or twice then never phone her again

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
Missile tits.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
whatever happened to her?
Wasn't she the first signed youtube geek or something.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=47321
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
To tell you the truth I only listened to one,
I didn't hate it and I don't think you deserved the stick you got for it.
Probably due to the way you spammed it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
Truly awful

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
Don't be bloody sorry
cos a few wankers thought they'd makes themselves feel all important by taking this piss.

Fuck them!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
They are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
So long as you're having fun
who cares?!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
We do.
We didn't to start with. But now our frustration at being shit is ruining it.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
I understand that.
But you could get better at it, if you're not bored doing podcasting.

Anyways, just don't stop cos a bunch of wankers on the internet took the piss. Easy to take the piss, not so easy to give it a go.

/jenpots thought of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
Maybe we'll do them now and again.
Who knows.
We wanted to do one last one because we felt it would be wrong to stop before we address the issue of Basingstoke.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
No not that piss
THIS piss
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)