There's not nearly enough wanking in protesting
Lets all march on Westminster this afternoon and wank.
( broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

I'll turn up to this protest too.

( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

Nice one
what are we protesting about?
( broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

Not being able to have a public wank in Westminster
I think.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

Nice one
you bring the banners, I'll sort out the wanking gloves
( broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

Isn't there a masturbation festival now?
Wankers of the world unite!
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

I bet the music is a bit samey
everyone's either playing the banjo or the pink oboe.
( broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)