No offence, you loveable imp, but that's really erm...dull.
Now, if I were able to be notified of every fall of wicket in a cricket match, or tomorrow's weather, or engineering works on the tube, or the day's headlines, that would be good.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

but that's USEFUL.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)