Mainly a good sense of humour, I'm a slut for funny.
Physically, beards, long hair and tallness don't go amiss.

For women it's long hair again, pretty eyes and lots of curves. Also short. My height or below.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

2/3 isn't bad, says binky.
You may marry me.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Which 2, though?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

Tall and beardy
he said, offering her a polite escape clause.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

Well that's good then.
Thing is, Flaps, some dopey sod's gone and asked me to marry him. No, I have no idea.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

I'm happy to act as a friendly placeholder
/ac
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

I have the long hair,
maybe we can come to some kind of agreement
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

Short with lots of curves???

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)