Whenever I put my penis in my neighbours mittens I sing "Cock in my neighbours glove" to the tune of "Stop in the name of love".

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Whenever I'm passing a dutchie to my left hand side...

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Whenever I am being taken to court in a secure police van for spraying my cock-milk on infants, I find myself singing, to the tune of Locomotion
Cum on babies, sets the courts in motion.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)