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In a similar vein but with Adam and Joe podcast influece;
whenever I walk into a shelf causing its edge to break, I find myself singing "I broke the shelf edge" to the tune of Bob Marley's "I Shot The Sheriff". I wonder if any other readers have similar lyric-changing responses to everyday furniture breaking events.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
Why did you have to do that?
Why, seriously?

I can't fucking stand you.

It's over between us.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
Well, it wasn't intentional, but I do find your angry face alluring.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
It was intentional.
There were a good few minutes between my post and yours. It's not as if we posted at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
I took a while to write mine.
In a way.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
In a way?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
In a way.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
Which way?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
The way that it took a long time.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
How long?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
Long enough.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
Too long if you ask me.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
In a way.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
there are loads... I can't think of any of them right now though...
I'm old
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
This.
I usually sing them to my dog.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
Walk this way.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
I sing Ruby by the Kaiser chiefs in my head when I'm cooking a curry

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
Apparently I hum Final Fantasy fight music when I'm cooking

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
I stubbed my toe ay
To the tune of "whassa matter ay"
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
This isn't true.
I never do this.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
Whenever I put my penis in my neighbours mittens I sing "Cock in my neighbours glove" to the tune of "Stop in the name of love".

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
Whenever I'm passing a dutchie to my left hand side...

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
Whenever I am being taken to court in a secure police van for spraying my cock-milk on infants, I find myself singing, to the tune of Locomotion
Cum on babies, sets the courts in motion.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
I'm probably in a significant minority here,
but I've never 'got' the humour of Adam & Joe, and found them to be shit, at best.
They had a radio show repeated on Radio 2 from Radio 6 a few weeks ago, and it was awful.
Then again, opinions on the internet, and all that .

Edit, singing 'walk away', while making a stir fry...
"Just wok-away, wok-away"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
Everyone's entitled to their own wrong opinion.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
I was almost prepared to accept that we all have different tastes but thn I remembered where I was.
As such:

FUCK OFF YOU ARE A PRICK AND NO COCK IN YOUR MUM IS YOUR FACE
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
that's more like it :)
/feels accepted on /talk now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
I prefer watching bbc news in the morning for my comedy fix

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
I liked that skit about rigged Iranian elections.
I don't know where they dream this stuff up.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
I swear the height of the bbc news in the morning is 'And here's a man who collects lawnmower parts from the 1920's'
*chortles*

And now the weather.

Repeat
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
Did you ever see their quizzlestick sketch?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
can't say I did fella.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
Have a look on youtube at some point
It's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
"Show me a motion, sha-la-la-la-la"
not furniture related, I'll grant you, but cut a guy some slack.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
I like this picture:
you're all welcomed to hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
The man in the front must trust you all.
If I was you I'd organise a coup.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
he'd kick the shit out of me if I even thought about it, he's a bit good at this kendo lark

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
You look like Musashi Miyamoto: The Younger Years

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
No.
He looks like Monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
You look like an utter cockend.
Not in that picture. Generally.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
GMOS 2 - 1 Baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
I love you a very much.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
I love you very much too!
GMoS 3 - 2 Baldmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
What's up with that asian woman?
She has a face like a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
she's my friend
she's got Catfaceitis
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
No offence to her or anything
It's just her lips look like those of a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
it's just a distance and very tired from fighting very hard thing
she doesn't look much like that the rest of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
I wasn't criticising her looks
I'm in no position to be able to ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
ok ok

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
Worst game of red light/green light ever.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
is that the game when people punch each other in the testes until both start seeing the future?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
When baldmonkey posts, I sing "Shit Thread La-di-da" to the tune of any song, ever.

(__, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
Dude, you fucked Pickle Fairy;
your opinion is worth fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
Did he really?!?!?
Oh Friz...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
We all have at one point

(__, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
I thought friz was a gayer.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
Pickle Fairy's a woman?

(__, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
I always sing "don't you know freshen up, you've got to freshen up"
And say things like "no spray no lay" when I'm trying to get people to buy some of my aftershave collection in the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)