MY EYE HURTS.
You, you titweasel, it must be your fault.

Plus I bet it was you that told Phil to make me Earl Grey instead of Assam.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

This PHIL lad sounds like a fairy.
Careful there.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

He's too big and married to be a fairy.
Unless you meant a flappy bewinged magical creature.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

why? did he spooge in it?

( sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

cos that can really ache.

( sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Whoops, sorry, I was cleaning my desk.
Nobody has jizzed in my eye, it was one of those weird eye ache things.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

oh well i wouldn;t know anyway.
don't ask me.
( sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)