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JMG!
ME! People..
How's the huffs and the puffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
I'm neither of those,
ask how I am, JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
I don't believe you are CALM ON THE INTERNET because you don't HAVE A SMILEY, SHOWING US THIS FACT.
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
Chinny.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
mmm, Jimmy Hill!
*strokes chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

chin penis
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
When you next pass SSG, kick him in the shin.
It'll take his mind off the cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
I'm starting to believe that he doesn't actually have cancer

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
You insensitive prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
I'm sorry, I really am.
But we need proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
WILL HIS DEATH BE PROOF?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
lol quentin tarantino film lol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
No, it's ok.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
He's looking pretty pale and weak.
Seems to have lost his appetite too. Sad times.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
oh i'm sorry, i'll just email you my medical records shall i?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
or how about a photo of my crying mother?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
*Post removed due to massively insensitive comments made by me*

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
This just in:
I'm a total bastard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
i don't mind the odd joke here or there,
but i have never liked you
so i don't think you have any right
to make fun of my cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
Sorry,
I'm honestly really really sorry.

I promise I won't ever say anything about it again, I didn't realise I'd cause that much offense and I can't express how sorry I am.

Please accept my apology.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
I'm sure he'll forgive you.
He's a just a little sensitive right now, sad times. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
I honestly feel really bad now.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
I'M WOBBLING!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
I was fine until you came online.
Now I'm sweating uncontrollably and breathing heavily into a paper bag.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
bring it.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
RRRRECOGNIIISE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
I'm becoming a glamour model Jammy.
My next glamour show is 25th of July in Newcastle.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
I trust there'll also be loads of CLAMOUR models!?
All over you..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
they'll all be trying to climb up my Hakama trousers

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
You be careful they don't hackaya pants off.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
MY EYE HURTS.
You, you titweasel, it must be your fault.

Plus I bet it was you that told Phil to make me Earl Grey instead of Assam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
This PHIL lad sounds like a fairy.
Careful there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
He's too big and married to be a fairy.
Unless you meant a flappy bewinged magical creature.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
why? did he spooge in it?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
cos that can really ache.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
Whoops, sorry, I was cleaning my desk.
Nobody has jizzed in my eye, it was one of those weird eye ache things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
oh well i wouldn;t know anyway.
don't ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
I'm huffing and puffing at the public JMG
Winter: "Moan moan moan - where's the sun? I'm sick of all this rain"

Summer: "Moan moan moan - it's 23C, it's too hot, moan moan moan"
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
Friz BANGED Pickle Fairy, JMG, peace be upon him.
With all that fat swaying around it must have looked like some kind of modern art.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
I thought that was 90nz0.
What has Mykey decided? What does he say happened.
Let's find somebody he hasn't fallen out with to ask. Just to be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
Both of them did.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
Seriously?
A gonzo/piclkefairy/friz sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
lol obees

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5290546
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
Mega.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
cheese and onion I bet

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
*sniggers*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
Jews and onion!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
What's all this? Gossip?
Do tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
It might not even be true but if I tell it to enough people, the internet will make it true.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
Whilst we're o the subject, I have it from a very reliable source that a certain large frequenter of these parts is impotent.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
I don't think it counts if it's just the weight of a fold that is stopping it from facing skywards :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
Flappers? Say it ain't so!

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
m*keybo*?
Was that censored enough?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
I couldn't say.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
Tell me in a gaz and then I'll tell everyone else.
People hate me already.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
Gazzing round gossip, the truthfulness of which you may doubt?!
You'd have to be truly pathetic to something like that surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
Cheers 4 gaz

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
Oh now THEN.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
It's why I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
MakeyBoo?!!?!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
ha ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
No wait, hold on, false alarm :)
There are no users called Makeyboo! Silly me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
The doctor says I need to have tubes stuck down my throat and my insides looked at, JMG
I've possibly caught something from SSG
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
If the tube looks like a winky, it probablty is a winky.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
It'll be some valuable deep throat practice either way

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
My left hand has gone funny.
I'm now finding it difficult to do anything other than a Spock hand when my fingers are straight. I don't much want to be confused with the sort of person who goes to sci-fi conventions.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
Ah Sci Fi hand illness! You're having a heart AT-AT!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
She's not Jean Lu Pusard

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
Maybe some Deep Heat 9 will sort it out,
or some Baby lotion 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
I DON'T KNOW JAMMY!
I was later than normal into work this morning, so wasn't home in time to watch Biggest Loser ))))c~:
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)