oral sex would be impossible, there's no way that face would fit between those legs

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

If he goes in for a kiss the other person's face just burns up as soon as it enters his atmosphere

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

They lose all sense of time
as they pass his event horizon.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

then they tighten it again?
I don't know
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

it was a typo you terrible bastard.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)