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Well I just saw the reason women have a reputation for being bad drivers
Sat at traffic lights and this bint drives into the car in front of her. How have people been living up to stereotypes for you today?
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
so you saw a bad driver who happened to be a woman

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

bad driver who happened to be a
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
where are you going with this

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
To the left a little.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
I thought they were regarded as bad parkers, rather than bad drivers.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
I heard women who drove were twice as likely to drown their children

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
By driving into a lake?

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
No, anything to do with driving.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
I've not driven for a year so I'm out of the loop.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
Parking, going forward, reversing
Anything to do with driving really.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
It's odd that women can get cheaper car insurance, really.
It's almost as if none of this were true.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
They're "bad" in the sense that they obey the laws of the road more,
which is something that holds up any road user who's not annoyingly slow.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
It's because all the top insurance companies are run by women,
it's institutional sexism.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
I'm not sure which laws Shelia's Wheel's operate by,
but surely they violate sexual discrimination laws.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Pink ladies the taxi company do the same.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
Sometimes it's so hard being a middle class white man isn't it?

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
that's why I black up and tuck my winky between my legs.
....and wear rags.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
I believe they sell insurance to men too, just advertse the female aspect of it.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
That's what I thought.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
It's a stereotype, not fact

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
it's to do with numbers and percentages
the numbers of accidents involving women are high, but as a percentage of accidents it's lower than men. Or something. I don't really know.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
well, you've made another dull post

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
Be fair Giggly, it's not about food.
This is a Dali-esque leap of the imagination for Pickle Fairy
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
I love you.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
You're the greatest thing on the internet.
Bar me.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
If it was within my power to bar you, I would've done years ago.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
BULLSHIT BWANA

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
A delivery man brought me some parcels.
That's just typical of delivery drivers, that is.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
Bastard
Were they exciting parcels?
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
it's a tent and some walking shoes for Spacefish

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
Ooh that's exciting

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
er, none really.
But the other day I said people at work where immune to cooing over babies. I was wrong. I went to every ward in the kid's hospital the other day with my boss, and she cooed over every infant we saw. It took fucking hours.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
I've just seen my neighbours new baby
She is so cute and tiny.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
they all look the same to me

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
So did you and friz BANG?

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
No, why?

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Because he said you did

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
oral sex would be impossible, there's no way that face would fit between those legs

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
If he goes in for a kiss the other person's face just burns up as soon as it enters his atmosphere

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
They lose all sense of time
as they pass his event horizon.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
then they tighten it again?
I don't know
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
it was a typo you terrible bastard.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
you fat retard.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Haha
Hello new internet buddy.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
high five!

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)