It's probably responsible for your pancreatic cancer.
I've never turned it on and guess what? No pancreatic cancer. This can't be coincidence.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

Well, I'm convinced.
I think my new internet buddy should SUE Caret.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)