The trick is not to drink continental lager.
Drink British beer instead!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

British beer is only served in the private member's area.
I can't trust the riffraff with real glasses.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

I agree with this.
Give 'em Carling in plastic pint glasses.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)