I'm having a cup of tea before bed.

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

Yes. caffeine before bed.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

I'm knackered and want to listen to my iPod before I drift off
The caffeine's just to stop me falling asleep while it's on and waking up strangely deaf.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

Where's my fucking randomburn you bastard?

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

I'VE JUST DONE IT YOU HAMDONGLE

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)