Hello internet,
Why aren't you asleep?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Because my beer levels are low.
I need to up my intake.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

get on with it

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

Doing so now.
Someone start a fight with me, I could use the aggression.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

yo mamma so stupid someone told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl
kachow
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

Your momma's so fat
she jaywalked and I crossed the state line to avoid her.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

yo mamma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

Your momma's so fat
she goes to the cinema and sits next to EVERYBODY.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Haha

( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

Your momma's so fat
when I was fucking her, I burned my arse on the lightbulb
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

yo mamma so dirty she gotta creep up on bath water

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

I'm having a cup of tea before bed.

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

Yes. caffeine before bed.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

I'm knackered and want to listen to my iPod before I drift off
The caffeine's just to stop me falling asleep while it's on and waking up strangely deaf.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

Where's my fucking randomburn you bastard?

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

I'VE JUST DONE IT YOU HAMDONGLE

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

it's only 8 here

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

I have no work during the day
so in the evening I do play
& when I say play I mean of course
I fiddle with mr willas
( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

watchoo talkin' about willas?

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

Because I am torrenting games.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

You make me sad inside.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

Because I'm helping someone.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

fuck the man!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

Coz I'm c*nting well working

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

because whenever i go to sleep a war starts

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

my body clock
is set from half 2 in the morning to either 12 or 1 int he afternoon for sleepy bye bye times
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

Because the cunting M42!!?!!¬!??¬?!?!¬?¬D?¬E?¬

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

i think you need rebooting

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

im at work, here in upside down land
but I'll have my midday nap soon
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)