Mine's a Vintage
Music Man copy thing.

'tis rather nice to play when I want to bring the funk! *air slaps*

But I'd rather play guitar. Use guitarists are better than you! Not because we have more strings. Personaly, it was harder getting really good on bass than it was gigably good on guitar. But I just think we have better personalities.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

I'm a bassist because both my brothers are 1000x better than me at guitar.

and I wasn't allowed a drumkit. Still can play guitar better than most people out there though.

But by & by, Bassist can be the biggest bitches in other bands when gigging :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

The day I'm a plank wanker is the day I snog a shotgun.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)