YES! ME!
My laptop's been in the shop the past week. But it's fixed now. And I couldn't be happier.

Any questions for me? Friz?
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

Did pickle call gonz's name out when you screwed?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

He couldn't hear, he was to busy pretending to be a time doctor in her tardis

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

I just thought the GROMPHing sound of Pickle stuffing her face full of crisps was what made all the noise

( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

He strangles her with his stupidly long scarf whilst singing the theme tune
OOOoooWWEEEEOOOOoooo DOOOOODOOOOOO doodododo DOODODOOOO TOUCH MY COSMIC SCREWDRIVER!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

GROMPH GROMPH GROMPH
"Stop that Pickle, you're getting crumbs on my Gallifrey"
( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

What sort of b3ta slash fiction is this?

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

We're making up for lost Wormulus.

( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

indeed.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

By forcing a shit meme onto the world?
Clever tactic.
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Wormulus was a shit meme.

( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Is Pickle's sexual nickname your 'Little Retardis?'
:D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

She's bigger on the inside.

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Do you walk slowly towards her, covered in Cybersemen? Or screaming "GERMINATE!" with ping pong ball halves glued to your winkle?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

...
I got nothing.
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

I also love how you're purposefully misspelling all the specific things from Doctor Who
Because, heaven above, you might actually watch the show..
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

;P

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

I think I just haemorraged laughing.
I blame you.
( Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

I'm not quite sure I like this meme.
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

no.
I did see a font yesterday called Friz though.

It was wide.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

Pffft.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Friz Quadrata, yes!

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Hahahaha
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friz_Quadrata

"Friz Quadrata is the typeface used to display character names and item information in Blizzard Entertainment's 2004 MMORPG, World of Warcraft"

Interwebgeek to the bone, that's you.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Oh fuck :(

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

black flag and bad religion though

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

hehe
you see where I saw it...
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

I like the a's

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

Are you a god?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

(When someone asks if you're a god, you say YES)

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

*runs up and flying high fives you*
Best
Movie
EVER.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

i don't even know what it is
:(
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

OH SHIT
yes i do, of course. duh.
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

...phew.
Though I was going to have to grab the DVD, steal a car and come hunt you down to watch it. Or, just ask you to download it. You know. Which ever's easier for you.

It's out on Blu Ray now:D I'm not sure how much better it will be, but fuck it. I'll get it anyway.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

*gives you 500 AWESOME points*

(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

I'm a Demi-God. JMG is theGod. I just happen to live near him.

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

do you always get in a bad mood when someone else is successful?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

I don't think so
PLEASE CITE EXAMPLES.
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

there was that time when you got in a bad mood when someone else was successful

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

I can't for the life of me remember that

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

Dear Friz
When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much and make a baby in mummy's tummy, what are the chances of the baby getting downs syndrome from there not being enough love during the baby making?

Lots of love

Edna D Specklybuns.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

Oh dear.
Urm.

Four per cent.
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

today the sun has gone away
I can only conclude the position in which you use your laptop also blocks the sun
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

Yes, can you sell me a cracker tracker mortgage?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

only if you've got £millions for the deposit
:D
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

to pay for a 'bit of bubbly' at the shareholders meeting no doubt

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

You don't need that.
I can sit on your shoulder and point out all the honkies for free.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

haha, mornin' Cap'n

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

*points at you* there's one, look.
Good morning, Archie dearest.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Oh my, I just realised I haven't said morning to the captain
I'm sorry, it was very rude of me.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Yeah, you git.
:D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Well I shall now
Morning captain, how are you?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I'm alright
You?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Same
Endless phonecalls in combination with the boss being an ubertosser.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Congratulations, you've won a cracker tracker pencil

( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

fuck off and top yourself you needy,tedious fat faced cunt?
no offence
( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

*click*

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

When will I see you again?
When will we share precious moments?
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

There was a show on BBC4 last night about comedy songs.
You weren't on it, but Bo Burnham was.

Regards,

Blue Star
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

That's because Friz isn't funny.

( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

lol.

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

I like Fritz.
He makes me laugh.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

Don't like him enough to get his name right :'(

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

She likes basement dungeons.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

In that case, my previous arguement still stands

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Fritz is funnier to me.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

who is this bo burnham character?
someone else mentioned him the other day
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Do you only say you're bisexual because it broadens your horizons of getting laid because you're desperate or do you really have those feelings?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Are you as frightened of truss rods as I am?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Nope. (P Bass owner, never needed to touch it)
Just leave it. Do it on the bridge if you needs to be adjusted.

Is your neck bowing that badly? You getting frett buzz?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

It's already been fucked with.
To counteract the fret buzz, which was a major problem when I first got it.

It's not bowing, or at least, not that I can see, I'm just terrified of touching it, I don't want to snap anything but my action's far too fucking high.

I might take it to Stu, he'll be able to sort it out. Hooray for being the almost daughter in law of a semi pro. I was just wondering if everyone was scared of touching them or if I was being a wuss.

Daddy In Law: www.stray-the-band.co.uk/biostuart.htm
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

What bass is it? If it's a simple looking bridge it should be quite easy to do by letting down the allenscrews on the string saddles

I would let the daddy in law have a look at it if you're scared about making it worse, especially when it comes to adjusting the neck.

I got electric peacock blue strings on my bass atm (£45 a set!) and they look so sexy for the band relaunch :D Playing a biker festival and at The Horn on Friday 3rd July.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

Spector Q4 pro, nothing fancy.
www.spectorbass.com/NewFiles/modelhistoryfiles/q4pro.html

hang on, mine's active though. Erm.... Q4 Pro active I guess, then.

Blue strings? You sexy bint, I bet that looks gorgeous. I've fallen prey to the 'never using anything but power slinkies' thing. Mainly because you can get them from our local bloody SHIT music shop.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Nice bass :)
Have a look at the bridge anyway, might be able to do it there.

I like a nice high action as I really abuse mine when I play it :) I like the DR Extra Lifes, even though they are well expensive they have that "newly replaced" sound for months and they look sexy and I'm a massive show off ;D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I like it high, but I'm fed up of people going ON AND ON about it.
'oooh, isn't your action high? You must not be able to sort that out'

No, I can't, but it's never pigging stopped me playing.

I hide at the back and shake until the gig's over.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

Fuck em.
If you like it then just say "Eh? it's set up like that because it's how I like it. There is no 'one way' and if you thing there is then you're a sheep and a boring player"

fellow Musicians ar the biggest cunts on the planet.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

*nods* you're very right.
'Oh well I've got this Jazz P, you see. You're not a real bassist unless you've got a jazz P.'

Seriously now, fuck off. Not you, the pillock that told me that. He was in an anorak and singing up to the mike band as well. It's not 1998, for fuck sake.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

I would have creased up laughing at him as soon as he said that.
Be a cunt back. I am, gotta be in those situations.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

I think I said something about not needing an expensive bass to make me sound good.
I can be a snobby bitch when needed. That's a right lie also, I'm shit at playing but I try!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

Mine's a Vintage
Music Man copy thing.

'tis rather nice to play when I want to bring the funk! *air slaps*

But I'd rather play guitar. Use guitarists are better than you! Not because we have more strings. Personaly, it was harder getting really good on bass than it was gigably good on guitar. But I just think we have better personalities.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

I'm a bassist because both my brothers are 1000x better than me at guitar.

and I wasn't allowed a drumkit. Still can play guitar better than most people out there though.

But by & by, Bassist can be the biggest bitches in other bands when gigging :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

The day I'm a plank wanker is the day I snog a shotgun.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

This
mucking around with the neck is a load more risky than fiddling with the bridge.

If I'm in Hertforshire on 3rd July I will come to the Horn, assuming you mean St. Albans.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I might be playing on the 3rd of July
if not, then I might drag the lads down to see Gums and his merry band of lesser men.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

Indeed I do :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

I have had releationships with omgboys before
My my!
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Yes but was that because no girls would sleep with you or was it because you fancied them over girls?
/curious blog
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I'm sort of... Pansexual
I'm attracted to people who are attracted to me.

So, yes, I'm sort of "attentionsexual". That's me in a nutshell.
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

people who are attracted to me.

So, yes, I'm sort of "attentionsexual". That's me in a nutshell.

pans, both frying and sauce
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

YES

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

+ and pipes

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

hmmm fair enough.
ta
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

attentionsexual desperate
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

Hello Friz. How are you?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I am ACE, Edd!
I'm off to watch that cartoon you made earlier this week.

You are one of six people I "follow" on b3ta. Amazing, right?
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

Jawsome!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

One of these days I'm going to convince you to make a theme song for me.
One of these days.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

should i classify and migrate gc2 post maintenance pre start as a working at height or wi risk assessment

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

banter, great times, etc

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

YES
NO
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

my boggle still stands

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Do you think we could be friends?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

If we met over a pint, probably
I find people are different offline/online.

Druid's fantastic.
Wildheart Baby is awesome.
Blue Star could probably kill me.
FoldsFive is a laugh.
I forgot who else was out that night.
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

if this is an open question, then no

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

It's not/

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

fair enough, no offence

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

What is Friz's opinion of the 56 Star girl?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/What-did-expect-Incredible-face-revealed-man-tattooed-girl-56-stars-asked-three.html
( Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

She's obviously gone off in a huff and wanted to rebel and regretted it.
Why would the tattooist do that otherwise?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

How do you FALL ASLEEP whilst somebody TATTOOES HALF YOUR FACE.

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

HE HYPNOTISED ME WITH GYPSY MAGIC!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

Well precisely.
I just thought it was hilarious. Must be horrid for the tattooist though, what kind of rep does all that news coverage give his shop?
( Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

what type of fucking custom does his boat race drum up then?
he's fucking hideous
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

He looks like an Orc who has worn a red shirt to try and blend into society.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

Pfft. I could have that tattooed on my face and nobody would notice
(I have a fat face)
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

That's quite pretty.
But why face tattoos?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

I want a big load of stars tattooed up my back.
Yes I do.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

Like Sophie Howard does?
I'd link a picture of her, but it may involved searching through a lot of NSFW pics.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

I don't know who she is.
I've wanted it for ages. I saw a girl on the bus the other day who had it done and it looked smashing.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

Glamour model.
You'll probably have to Google her. She has three stars (largest one lowest, and getting smaller going up) along her back.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

haha
GUTTED
who the fuck would fall asleep in front of that freak tho?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

If anything, it makes that 14 year old boy face of hers passable/interesting.
Nice that she considers ruining someone's career a viable option though. Stupid cunt.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)