Silliest one I had was an ex saying that she didn't cook her OWN bacon right, was too chewy and won't eat it anymore.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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You need some sort of outside party to vet your girlfriends.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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Just to weed out the ones that were obviously a bit oxygen starved during birth.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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I need to stop hanging around outside the Down's Social Association building...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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I know you like girls with far apart eyes, but that's just asking for trouble.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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