BNP shenanigans
Although I don't agree with the BNPs views, does anyone else but me think the general public sending in their petitions and saying how much of an outrage it is they got elected and they need to be removed is a bit communist?

A lot of people would agree when I say its a bad thing they got in, but a lot of people are forgetting that they were actually voted in by (a small amount of) the public. What do they want the PM to do, void all the peoples votes who voted BNP?

Whats your views
(King Mong, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Bearing in mind the leadership believes it is folly to give all adults the vote at all
They may have a point. I for one welcome our new one eyed welsh cunt leader.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

You know, a dictatorship would take all of the shitty politics out of the equation.
We wouldn't have to deal with PMQs
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

There's a lot to be said for a nominally benevolent dictator

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

Some of the best things to happen to Curityba in brazil happened under a benevolent dictator.
Dictatorship: Get shit done.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

I like chicken salad
I think I'm going to have one for lunch
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

I've got a cow sandwich, it's dead nice.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

The local sandwich shop sells them
Their small portions are bloody massive though so I try to avoid them.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

MEATS.
Massive meats is better than tiny meats.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

I have just started eating chicken again after 5 years
it used to give me tummy ache and I was ok till I had some yesterday and now I am poorly again. I wouldn't mind I like the taste of Chicken :(
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

Do you eat red meat too or have you been a forced vegi?
I love meat I do.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

I eat Pork, Turkey and Beef.
I don't particularly like lamb because I once cooked them straight from the freezer when I was about 12 and my mum was at work and I was poorly. so it put me off for life.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

They're one of the few animals that deserve being eaten, though.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

I've never understood this female thing of when they've had a bad experience with food once and won't eat it again.

I've had some harsh food poisoning in the past from terrible cooking. Next week I'm back on it.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

this
does this mean I'm not a girl anymore?
( jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

If you're not, I'm not either.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Silliest one I had was an ex saying that she didn't cook her OWN bacon right, was too chewy and won't eat it anymore.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

You need some sort of outside party to vet your girlfriends.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

I know :S

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

Just to weed out the ones that were obviously a bit oxygen starved during birth.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

I need to stop hanging around outside the Down's Social Association building...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

I know you like girls with far apart eyes, but that's just asking for trouble.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

... anymore?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

I know you want me, baby.
But it's just not going to happen.
( jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

It'll happen.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

I didn't realise that was a woman thing.
I've mostly thought of it as a child thing.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

It's not that, if that were the case I wouldn't have tried chicken again
it the smell, any lamb reminds me of vomiting up smelly undercooked lamb for 6 hours.

Its similar to the white lightening thing, it's ok on the park bench when your 16 but you drinkt hat much of it you vom it all up and can't stand the smell of white cider ever again.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

I think girls must associate things more and men are just thick and don't care :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

stronger links between emotions and memory, perhaps?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

how about rabbit, venison, pheasant, ostrich and wood pigeon?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

All of those please
It will make a fantastic barbeque
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

Duck, goose, guinea fowl,
wild boar.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

fowl pig
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

Why are all these wonderful meats so expensive in the UK?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

because supermarkets are for plebs.
actually I don't find it that expensive, ok it's more expensive than Tesco Value, but I reckon it should be. We can afford it, and we're not that rich.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

Expensive compared to France
And much lower quality than the meat they get from a normal supermarket over there. Plus there are no local butchers around here anymore.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

then again you can get 2 litres of wine over there in plastic bottles for about a quid.
The French economy isn't the same as ours. I don't know how it works. Their unemployment rates are crazy, though.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

Have you tried cornfed?
It might be the low quality rubbish they feed normal chickens that causes your tummy upset?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

This could be it because it was some supermarket chicken breasts I had cooked up and tikka'd to put in a sandwich.
I had some organic chicken from the farm shop the other week, it cost a tenner for a medium chicken but it was lush and I was fine so you could be right.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

Organic is ok but cornfed is best.
Cornfed organic would be ideal I suppose :P
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

As long as it's cornfed nicely, and not like foie gras.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

I doubt it
corn-feeding it only changes the colour. You're more likely to notice the difference because corn-fed is possibly slightly more likely to have been outside and had exercise and got a bit more flavour because of the muscle.

and Spammy, you get upset tummy eating chicken, but not turkey? that's got to be psychosomatic. Bad chicken experience?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

If you eat a whole buckets worth it will upset your tum.

( BindiBaji, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

From BNP to FoOooOoO00ooOoooOod in 2 responses

( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

It's just that no one voted for anyone in the area, so they got in via default.

I never trust a man who can look you in the eyes and look at your cock at the same time.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

Cockends have as much right to be represented as everyone else.
If I'm allowed a vote and free speech, they have to be too.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

They don't have to be
but they are.

They could bring in a citizenship test to check that you have the first clue what democracy is and what you are voting for before allowing someone to have a say in the system, of course. You have to show basic care and competency to drive, to cook food for sale and so on, but not to decide who gets to lead the country.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

Start of a slippery slope, in my eyes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

So was allowing commoners and women the vote
slippery slope arguments go in all directions.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

my dog should be allowed to vote

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

My imaginary friends feel discriminated against
by government-imposed definitions of "existence".
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

slopey eyes?
GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

What, Ireland?
Like I'd be in Ireland.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

just get rid of parties and make everyone stand as independents,
I reckon a significant portion of BNP voters would vote otherwise if they knew they were voting for a racist, rather than a patriotic abstraction, or simply to register disapproval for all the other idealistic abstractions.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

I'm pretty sure the BNP want that.
Just sayin', like.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

well they'd be shooting themselves in the foot.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

I'm pretty sure that the last thing they want
is improved education.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

that's not how free speech works though
the right to free speech doesn't just give you the right to say what the fuck you like.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

What does it, then?
I'm not being facetious, I'm honestly asking.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

The right to free speech comes with an implicit resposibility to use it responsibly
as it is a human right. The same as the right to free action doesn't give you the right to kill another human, because it affects others.

You can't incite racial hatred then bang on about the right to free speech. Basically, you lost the "responsible human" right to free speech the second you stopped being a "responsible human"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

The right to hold and express political and religious opinions
that don't cause material harm to or restrict the liberty of others.

It's complicated because you can of course argue for a change in the laws themselves to alter the definitions used above - you can argue for a change in the law to enforce mandatory deportation, but not tell your supporters to kidnap and deport people, for example.

You can't walk into a police station and confess to a murder and then claim at the trial you were just expressing free speech. You can't shout "fire" and cause a stampede in which people get injured and die.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

What the cock has that got to do with communism?
I agree with your point, though; the problem lies in the voters who chose them rather than the fact that the system gave them legitimate power.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

Nobbys dry roasted peanuts
Not as good as the chili or cashews, but still nice.
/eagerly awaiting Nobbys pistachio
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

Of the BNP? None
I had to listen to my dad go off on a racist rant last night, it was pleasant. I changed the subject really abruptly and he got the hint.

Still, he does make awesome ales.
( jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

Made from the skulls of the darkies?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

pfft
he wouldn't sully his ale with 'darkies'
( jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

Only pale ales though.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

haahahah

( jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

I'm all for communism, myself.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

I have no view on this
It's pissing it down outside, and I am wearing a jumper in June. But forget that I am going to London on Saturday and once again I will not get to go into central London because the place I am going is Isleworth, so for the 6th time in my life, I will have been to London yet never seen the London eye, or the house of commons etc etc
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

full of foreigners walking too shitting slowly, is Town.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

And old people getting to the bottom of escalators
or just inside automatic doors and then just stopping. They need some sort of TomTom on their pull along shopping trolleys
( magnum, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

we considered taking a detour in the car on Sunday morning but we don't know about stuff like the congestion charge and what not.
Even as tourists do we still have to pay it or is it only for residents?
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

I think everyone has to pay
but I've never driven in London. Or driven, for that matter.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

I was referring to Ipswich town
so I've no idea. We don't have a congestion charge.
( magnum, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

No Congestion Charge on the weekends silly :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

ooooooooooooooo I might do this then
If I dare brave the traffic, I hear marble arch can be a bit grim.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

it's 4/5 lanes of high speed drama, it's great

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

No congestion charge at the weekend
I don't think
( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

the london eye is just a big wheel, the houses of commons is just a big clock tower, i'll be round that way later, if you want i'll send you some photos, with a smidging of cock in them

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

In fact,
London is just a big city.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

i do love the city i live in, but i do not like the london eye, it should have been pulled down like it was supposed to have been

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Of course it is,
it defines big cities.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

New York isn't a big city,
it's too big and cityey
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

The doc was indeed a tasty bird
I did a little flirt at her
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

poor girl

( jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

She fucking loved it
I bet she's flicking one off right now
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

I bet she booking you in for a
violent prostate exam.
( jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Oh man!
I've pulled
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

hahahaha you dirty old man

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Oh yeah
And the best bit is she rang me up and asked me to go back because "she'd forgotten something". Yeah, right.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Sounds like you're in there mate!

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

Fucking right I am!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

Still, there's plenty to do & see in Isleworth
you can take in the delights of the Fire Station, visit West Thames College, quaff an ale in the pubs of Brentford and just a few minutes away is the mystical town of Hounslow.
( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

Hounslow......guuuuuuuh

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

hahaha, we know for sure that we will be visiting Heathrow Airport
cause we like planes innit.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

Also be sure to visit
Feltham
The jewel in the Middlesex crown ™
( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Oi leave Middx alone!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

I'm from Middx
& I'll cry if I want to
( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

I agree
It is up to the other parties to offer something that people want to vote for, not for them to eliminate extremists.
( magnum, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

i don't think a facist party should be allowed to exist in the uk

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

pfft, irony
no offence etc
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

My views? I can see the bathroom, the bedroom & the landing.

( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

Yes they were voted in,
as a protest by people who didn't really understand what the party were all about.
Sit down with half the people who voted for them for 20 mins and you'd be able to convince them never to vote for them again. That's what should be happening.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
I'm to stupid to vote, I think it's wrong trying to force the responciblity of who is going to represent the country on me, when I know absolutly nothing about politics.

It's my civil responciblity to educate myself on the issue, but there is so much to know, that I just don't have the time to dedicate to learning all the different parties, let alone all the independants.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Knowing enough about politics to have an informed vote isn't difficult,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

Just vote for one of the big three
no one else has a chance anyways.
( jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

I'd vote BNP if it meant Big Nipples Protruding

( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

That reminds me, I saw the numberplate "C18 BNP", I'm not sure if it was a coincidance or not (Combat 18).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

Nah, it's the numberplate of a dyslexic bloke called Colin.

( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

I'd like to know why I appear to have lost my appetite

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Feeling a bit sick at all?
Have a cup of tea or something, so you're at least getting some fats and sugars.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

No.
Not sick. It just vanished this morning as I was going to eat my cereal. *shrugs* Can't be a bad thing really, I need to lose weight so...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

Still, have a cuppa. I'll worry otherwise.
Not that that really makes a difference to you, all the way over there, but still.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

Preggo

( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

I don't think so.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

I'm standing upside down talking out of my pants

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

If they get elected, they get elected.
The way to stop this is to vote against them. If not enough votes are put against them, then none of us should complain.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

I think an independent group not afraid of getting abuse from the parties
should do a brief, entertaining bio of all candidates for any given election. Private Eye could get away with it, for example. Imagine that, an Eye guide to voting.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

I don't think that's what people are outraged about at all.
I think that they are genuinely outraged that such a high proportion of the population of their own country are racist shitwits.

I think it's only healthy that the majority of the population are rightly indignant about this. It's not a matter of expecting that the rules of democracy be changed, but do you think we should just accept it?

It's the age-old debate. The right to free speech doesn't give you the right to say what you want regardless of how bigoted it is.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

Humans are idiots
The sooner we get some Seed AI developments that make all the decisions for us, the better.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

I'm hoping for aliens to take over

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)